Vtipy, nejen o Subaru

[Makovica]

Vím že jsme ve vtipech,ale u vás nemáte prodejnu kde mají nalévaná ředidla?

přepínám

Myslis ako v tych "eko shopoch", kde si nosis vlastny obal ?
Skusim si tam vypytat S6006 do pohara a trochu toluenu do sacku

[Omega23]

Myslis ako v tych "eko shopoch", kde si nosis vlastny obal ?
Skusim si tam vypytat S6006 do pohara a trochu toluenu do sacku

Ale kdež,normální drogerie kde ti natočí do flašky aceton nebonjine redidlo za 45 Kč litr.

přepínám

[námořník]

[hamoun]

[sima]

[spm]

Ona: "Nemám nic proti tomu, abys šel s kamarády na pivo. Jenom chci, abys byl do osmi doma!"
On: "No tak teda jo. Do osmi budu doma a pak půjdu."

Odesláno z mého SM-F926B pomocí Tapatalk

[Tapan]

Že já na ten internet lezu. My teda na Spongeboba nekoukáme, ale jak ho někde uvidím...tohle už z hlavy nedostanu

[Tsakabaru]

[Holaňďanka]

[hamoun]

Policie zatkla podvodníka prodávajícího pilulky pro věčné mládí. Jde recidivistu, který byl za to již trestán v letech 1721, 1845 a 1926.

[Tsakabaru]

[námořník]

[sima]

[námořník]

[JRJ]

Příhoda z Múriky.

I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no oncoming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young and very loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! "Death to America!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.